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2635599
October 6th, 2013, 01:22 PM
Evangelical Pastor convinced followers his penis contained HOLY MILK

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BRAZIL - January 28, 2013 - Religion is a virus. The world is quickly finding out the damage and
crimes that the Vatican and its little harlots - all other religions - have caused worldwide.
(See summary report of over 10 million crimes by priests and nuns (http://www.jh.to/organizedcrime)) Just when you think you
had heard it all, another malicious and alarming crime committed by a criminal priest, nun,
minister or pastor, surfaces. This one has to be one of the most shocking yet...an Evangelical
Pastor managed to abuse victims after convincing them that his penis contains HOLY MILK. The
criminal: Valdeci Sobreni Picanto of Brazil.

Valdeci Sobrino Picanto is a Brazilian Evangelical Pastor. He has been arrested after deceiving
the faithful using the name of the "Holy Spirit", by using these foolish lies. This criminal pastor claimed that the Holy Spirit would secrete from his penis in the form of "sacred
milk". This pastor said that his penis was blessed and that "the Lord had consecrated him with
divine milk of the Holy Spirit" and, of course, he had to release it in order to "evangelize". "He has convinced us that only God could come into our lives through our mouth and that's why
he would do what he did". Often, after worship, pastor Valdeci would take us to the where the funds
were kept at the back of the Church and asked us to have Oral sex with him until the Holy Spirit
would come through ejaculation". This is the testimony of one of his victims. This pastor is already in jail where, he said when they arrested him, that he intends to continue
watering his cellmates with his sacred milk.


Can We Say HOLY COW UTTERS Boys & Girlz

beagleman1701
October 6th, 2013, 08:11 PM
so much crap because of organized religion I believe in god but he would not want what its become. let people be what they want to be. and whats sad religion is suppose to help not hurt or kill or rape or beg for money.

2635599
October 6th, 2013, 09:10 PM
beagleman1701 (http://virtualcustoms.net/member.php/242985-beagleman1701), this was post to be funny, sad but still funny nothing else. from the other post sound to me that you're a little hard on others views, cause i read what he wrote and there is nothing wrong with it.

beagleman1701
October 6th, 2013, 10:09 PM
I meant nothing by it this is funny proof there are still nutts in the world we couldn't get people to agree on coffee I just don't want hate stuff here that's all.

IceBabee
October 7th, 2013, 01:12 AM
lmao2lmao2lmao2That is too funny my friend! That made my day much better to laugh as hard as I did....Thank You :)

Oshea
October 7th, 2013, 04:48 AM
Yeah. If that doesnt turn your stomach...
I gotta say though...
I see schmucks walking about with their faces buried in their iPhones...
Walking into walls... walking into traffic... walking into each other...
I dont see myself blaming Apple...
One should be mindful not to 'through the baby out with the bath water'...