Thread: Wrong Approach
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April 18th, 2011 12:57 PM #1
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Wrong Approach
Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage.
Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds.
I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late."
His friend looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach.
I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the ass and say 'WHO'S HORNY????!!!' and she acts like she's sound asleep! Works every time!"
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April 18th, 2011 01:15 PM #2HaCkthEplAneTGuest
Re: Wrong Approach
nice!! gonna have to remember that one for future reference
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Re: Wrong Approach
that's a good one
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Re: Wrong Approach
excellent
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Re: Wrong Approach
That's a very good one!And,actually not a bad ideal going to give it a try in my real life maybe
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